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Nov052010
Al Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation's Capitol To Spare Life Of 'Twilight' Author
Friday, November 5, 2010 at 12:00PM
ONN's Terrorism Expert Omar Al-Farouq explains how Al Qaeda's love for the beloved teen vampire series prevented the death of thousands. All hail the Onion News Network!
tagged Al Qaeda, Stephenie Meyer, Twilight, funny, vampire, vampire diaries in The Onion, comedy, video
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