Romney, Santorum Supporters To Beat Living Shit Out Of Each Other At Montana Primary

Romney, Santorum Supporters To Beat Living Shit Out Of Each Other At Montana Primary

Onion News Network political analyst Jason Copeland explains Montana's unique primary process, in which the state's delegates are awarded to the winner of a no-holds-barred street fight.

New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products

New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products

Tech Trends' Jeff Tate explains the new service that pairs insufferable Apple customers with "friends" that will listen to them rattle on for hours.