Al Qaeda Attacks Internet With Photo Of Adorable Piglet

The irresistibly cute photo was forwarded millions of times before servers collapsed.

Al Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation's Capitol To Spare Life Of 'Twilight' Author

ONN's Terrorism Expert Omar Al-Farouq explains how Al Qaeda's love for the beloved teen vampire series prevented the death of thousands. All hail the Onion News Network!

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