Onion News Network political analyst Jason Copeland explains Montana's unique primary process, in which the state's delegates are awarded to the winner of a no-holds-barred street fight.
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Tuesday, April 3, 2012 at 9:00PM
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 at 1:30AM
The office of the Surgeon General holds a live press conference to explain that no one has ever gotten cancer from just bumming a couple cigarettes at a party.
Friday, March 9, 2012 at 1:10AM
Always use protection when you're screwing yourself.
Saturday, March 3, 2012 at 12:30AM