Tuesday, April 3, 2012 at 9:00PM
Romney, Santorum Supporters To Beat Living Shit Out Of Each Other At Montana Primary
Onion News Network political analyst Jason Copeland explains Montana's unique primary process, in which the state's delegates are awarded to the winner of a no-holds-barred street fight.
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 at 1:30AM
Surgeon General: Smoking Fine As Long As You Only Do It When You Drink
The office of the Surgeon General holds a live press conference to explain that no one has ever gotten cancer from just bumming a couple cigarettes at a party.
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CollegeHumor, STD, Sketch, college, comedy, cost, debt, loans, money, student, tuition, university in CollegeHumor, comedy, video Saturday, March 3, 2012 at 12:30AM 100% of male experts agree: nobody knows more about women's issues like birth control than late-middle-aged men and the Republican party is well aware.
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