Mr Bean is excited to have a credit card. When he goes to pay in a department store another man gets mixed up and takes his card. Bean somehow manages to end up in a toilet cubical with the man.
Don't do the nasty in the front hole.... Doug Stanhope from Charlie Brooker's Newswipe teaches the enviromentally friendly benefits of sodomy in this hilarious video.
ONN's Terrorism Expert Omar Al-Farouq explains how Al Qaeda's love for the beloved teen vampire series prevented the death of thousands. All hail the Onion News Network!