Knicks Trade Jeremy Lin For Selfish Asshole Who Plays Knicks-Style Basketball

After another bite of sour fish, Doc struggles to hold down the Jeremy Lin trade, Derrick Rose in a gurney, and the wusses on the Mariners.

Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger

Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger

The new law will remove restrictions on cigarettes, drugs, and alcohol as well as provide tax incentives for seniors who bungee jump off of cliffs.

Report: Report: Economy Failing Because U.S. Built On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds

Report: Economy Failing Because U.S. Built On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds

In The Know panelists discuss a new congressional report linking all of America's problems to the fact that our entire nation was built on top of Native American graves.