Romney, Santorum Supporters To Beat Living Shit Out Of Each Other At Montana Primary

Romney, Santorum Supporters To Beat Living Shit Out Of Each Other At Montana Primary

Onion News Network political analyst Jason Copeland explains Montana's unique primary process, in which the state's delegates are awarded to the winner of a no-holds-barred street fight.

Dan Savage's New Threat to Rick Santorum

Dan Savage's New Threat to Rick Santorum from Dan Savage

If Rick Santorum runs for President on an anti-gay platform, Dan Savage will have no choice but to redefine his first name now, too.